The Top 10 Reasons I Love the Possibility of Cushing's!

10. The boobs - I finally know that I don't want DDs.

9. Meaningless conversation - I don't remember half the crap people say and I don’t really care

8. Food - I get to eat cake and cookies guilt-free because it doesn't really matter my belly still grows and I get a free makeover when this is done without dieting - Who wants to do the big reveal party?

7. Confuse people around me - I can freak people out by telling them I'm pregnant...and still am months after the baby was due!

6. Anger - I finally have enough anger (because of what I like to call cortisol moments) so I can tell people what I really think ! This should be interesting and I recommend ducking!

5. Drama- It feels good to finally cry it all out after years of hiding it - who knew that it was okay to cry! No wonder they always cry on TV!

4. Scapegoat - I can always blame it on the tumor!

3. Leisure time - I have plenty of time to do whatever I want or NOT!

2. I’m hot! - It makes you feel like your old self is just as hot as Jennifer Aniston – Hey, maybe I can get Brad when this is done!

1. A redo - I can start over when this is finished after ridding myself of some undesirable baggage

Watch out world here I come!

Okay, maybe not this minute, and probably not soon enough, but at least I can poke fun at some of this crap!