When Vampires Attack

Bright and early before sunrise they got me again those bloodsuckers! They took 13 vials of my precious blood with little shame.

I helped her out though. She looked at me a little puzzled as I rolled up my sleeve and began pumping my fist. "Are you okay she asked?"

"Of course," I answered with a smile. I pointed gently to the track marks on my arm and said look it's all marked for you just point and shoot.

With a bewildered look she put the tourniquet on my arm and began to pile the vials next to me and commented at the number. I reassured her it would be no problem; I'd been doing this number almost every week for the past three months now.

With her fang poised she rubbed my arm and shot! 20 minutes later she had her fill and asked for me to make my deposit; you know the one in the bathroom.

I guess the blood wasn't enough she had to have my pee too!